tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27220785726142818462024-03-14T01:16:22.682-07:00CX CzarDetroit Invitational Cyclocross
Saturday, November 30th 2013The CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722078572614281846.post-9050129398080795052015-11-13T20:56:00.000-08:002015-11-13T20:56:06.911-08:00Detroit Invitational Cyclocross 2015 - November 28th<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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We are doing it again! For the sixth consecutive year we are putting on the most diabolically fun cyclocross (and this year running!) race around. Totally free! Thanks to the collaboration of the Racing Greyhounds Cycling team, The Velvet Elvis Cycling team and the hard work of dozens of volunteers. Including prize donations from Liberty Street Brewing, Motorless City Bicycles, Cycle to Fitness and race promotors from around the state. <br /><br />This year the race schedule is as follows:<br /><br />
9am Running race, Mens open, Ladies open - 2 laps<br /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.76px;">10 am Racing Greyhound Team Points Series - 30 Min</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.76px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.76px;">11 am Gentlemen Racer - 30 minutes</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.76px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.76px;">11:45 Youth & Kids Race</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.76px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.76px;">12:00 Lady Racer - 45 min</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.76px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.76px;">12:01 Overcompetitive Prick Class - 45 min</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.76px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.76px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.76px;">All times estimated, all fees nonexistent</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.76px;">The "Tequila shot shortcut" will be active for all races, with the exception of the youth and kids race, where an age acceptable substitute will be available. (most likely a kale smoothie) </span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.76px;">To register email: cxczar at gmail.com</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.76px;">Visit & share our facebook event page:</span></span><br /><span style="color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18.76px;"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/1149684155060876/">https://www.facebook.com/events/1149684155060876/</a><br /><br /></span></span></span>The CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722078572614281846.post-77783430466498519752014-11-19T09:17:00.004-08:002014-11-19T09:17:36.717-08:00DICX is ten days away - Register Now!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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We are ten days away and things are really shaping up. I was at the park this weekend, to evaluate what had to be done and to start potting the course. When I arrived, I was pleasantly surprised to find that the park was largely clear of litter, and that the tired, broken playground had all been replaced with new equipment. All graffiti free. <br /><br />This echos a thought that I have had throughout this year. That Detroit is turning the corner. For the first time in my 47 years, I believe things are better today, then they were yesterday... and tomorrow will probably be better as well. Hope vs Hopelessness<br /><br />That's not to say that everything has been resolved. Detroit still has a long way to go. But anyone who's worked themselves out of a seemingly insurmountable situation knows that the first moment that you can see improvement is incredibly energizing. If you want to help us prep the park (mow, sweep & hang out) we will be at the park Saturday 22nd at 10 am, <br /><br />Registration:<br /><br />We are currently down a bit on Pre-Registrations. For those who may not be aware, It is infinetly easier to preregister, that to do it day-of. (seriously, it's a hassle) All you have to do is email cxczar@gmail.com and say: "I want to race" and tell me if you are a man or a woman, and if you are fast or slow. (Or don't... and i'll draw my own conclusions.)<br /><br /> For the first time, we will have two distinct classes for the men:<br />
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<li>Gentlemen Racer Class - 45 min - 12 Noon start (for Cat 4,5 & Beginners)</li>
<li>Over-competitive Prick Class - 1 hour - 11am start (Cat 1,2,3 & people who still look sinewy after Thanksgiving) </li>
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We wanted to give the fast guys an opportunity to be fast. And don't worry, we have a plan so the bantam weights don't poison themselves (to death) at the Tequila Shot Shortcut. <br /><br />The prizes are the same for all classes: A growler beer from Liberty Street Brewing Co, A DICX T Shirt from Ducky Detroit, A Road ID Gift certificate, and a special set of custom brass knuckles made by Motorless City Bicycles. (2nd and 3rd in each class will get an assortment of the above prizes) Pretty baddass! <br /><br />But I know what you are thinking, "Jeffro, even with the addition of the Gentlemen Racer heavyweight-subnovice class I have no chance in hell of finishing on the same lap as the top three...I'll be happy to leave the park under my own power" It's OK. if you preregister (by emailing cxczar@gmail.com) we've received a ton of swag & some free race entries from Tailwind and Kisscross. We'll be raffling it off to preregister racers.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: large; font-weight: bold;">The key is to pre-register: cxczar@gmail.com</span><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />The CX Czar<br /><br />Ps: I'll be posting every day as the race approaches, so keep coming back, and bring your friends<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>
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<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722078572614281846.post-56972366730202514752014-10-10T14:06:00.002-07:002014-10-10T15:41:36.229-07:00Fifth Annual Detroit Invitational Cyclocross - November 29th, 2014<h3>
<i style="font-weight: normal;">"You've turned something that we did for a lark into a monumental waste of time"</i> </h3>
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~ William Shatner</h3>
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Five years... That's how long I've been putting on this race. Five years... That's longer than the typical life-cycle of a bottom bracket standard. Five effing years! Not that I've ever gotten laid as a result of this race, but if i did, I'd be enrolling the little bastard in kindergarten. <br />
I'm not quite sure where the time went. <br />
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What started out modestly as a stupid, drunk, high gesture on someone's part to meet the growing wave of unjustified resentment toward USA cycling and the UCI; has grown into a slightly larger stupid drunk, high, gesture with adequate restroom facilities! Granted, I get several emails a year encouraging me to grow the Detroit Invitational Cyclocross to be bigger than Iceman. <br />
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That's not the point.<br />
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Not that there is much of a point. The objective has always been simply to have fun, especially if that involves mocking ourselves a bit in the process. As a result, it's kind of evolved into our own twisted inside joke. The mutant child of a group hug, bachelorette party and self-inflicted fraternity hazing. If Five years from now the race resembles something more along the lines of of a bee gees reunion tour/ Jai alai tournament with Morressey & Nikki Minaj standing in for Robin and Maurice, then so be it!<br />
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I put the race on for purely selfish reasons, namely because if causes me an incredible amount of Joy. Judging by the feedback and assistance I get throughout the year, I'm not alone. <br />
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Today I got an email explaining the viability of a flaming barrier by utilizing off the shelf grilling equipment and a standard propane tank. - Joy<br />
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Yesterday I got an email from a friend with a Liquor store connection, who claimed that he could get me a deal on the several half gallons of low grade brake cleaner that is used in the tequila shot shortcut. - Joy!<br />
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Sunday, I had someone come up to me and thank me. He mentioned Last year's race was his first cyclocross race and he had the best time. That is the most rewarding of all. <br />
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It's all silly fun, It doesn't have to be the biggest, craziest, most epic race of the year. But somehow it turns out to be. Anyway on to the announcements:<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">The Fifth running of the Detroit Invitational will be held:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">Saturday, November 29th 2014</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">Races start at 10am</span></div>
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Saturday after Thanksgiving</div>
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This year marks the first year we will have multiple classes. Each classes will have their own start wave and prizes. Prizes will be of generally equal value for all classes, with exceptions leaning toward the ladies class, because they tend to class up the joint. <br />
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The classes are as follows:<ul>
<li style="text-align: left;">Ladies</li>
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<li style="text-align: left;">Gentlemen Racer (Cat4 & slower) </li>
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<li style="text-align: left;">Over-competitive Prick (Cat3 & faster) </li>
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Please Specify what class in which you would like to compete. We will use the honor system, and I am under the belief that this will be incredibly self explanatory. Given that it is more of an state of mind than an ability. Now, say if Jeremy Powers emails me and tells me that he wants to wear his "Katy Perry Farrell" costume and race the gentlemen's race while singing a medley of "Firework" and "Been caught stealing" Who am I to stop him? Grantes, I will expect him to act like a 'gentleman' and sandbagging is not very gentlemanly... get my drift? I reserve the right to reassign people as I see fit. So if you are a Cat5 with carbon rims barking at a guy in a hot dog costume, reaching for a hand-up to "hold his line", prepare to get downgraded/ upgraded whatever.<br />
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I promised to "Incentivize" costumes and custom skinsuits. So this year, if you wear a costume, you will get a voucher for one (1) free pass through the tequila shot Shortcut without actually having to ingest whatever god-awful fluid we put in front of you. Custom skinsuits get two (2) free passes. Skinsuits should be hand made, modified or something no one has ever seen before, but not part of a regular team kit. For example, last years "Bikini" skinsuit would qualify, but the "Velvet Elvis flying chicken" skinsuit would not. I have final say, and my opinion on appeals can be influenced positively with gifts of malt beverages. <br />
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I'll be posting more messages as the day approaches. <br />
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sincerely,<br />
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The CX Czar.<br />
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<br />The CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722078572614281846.post-9083707193667400152014-01-05T11:56:00.001-08:002014-01-05T12:04:04.326-08:00Bar bike build party... Coming the Saturday before the Super Bowl.<div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">One Sunday morning this past summer, I got an interesting voicemail from my friend Gareth. The voicemail, in a breathless voices started with :</div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">"I'm.... I'm just not good with bikes"</div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><br></div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">The previous day, I had loaned him my bar bike. An older On One Inbred steel 29er with a rigid fork, fixed gear, and road crank. The bike had been replaced on the trail several years before by an Air nine that was several metric tons lighter. Still the On One was enjoying its retirement by being my bicycle of choice for local errands and watering holes around royal oak.</div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><br></div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">Last night was Arts Beats and eats. A fantastic event, where the entire RO downtown area is blocked off to showcase local bands and past their prime national acts. There is also a convoluted ticket based beer distribution system implemented designed to confuse drunks with a seventh grade algebra story problem. I love AB&E... I love it because I ride my bike, leave it with KLMs bike Valet and avoid the outrageous parking fees. </div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><br></div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">Back to my buddy Gareth, what he was trying to explain was that he had managed to crack the frame of my On One, and was looking to make it right.</div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTc-AzVcNJkVMlth5QuOgVguVdXaQXU_xGIU0nyCYmISu6hUfU6w7qn9_O2cPurtvUpv7txYi2r9lQDqJiQJ0-VdqOUu21OqB9OGZLHznBdbCaqV0C3Qrbqv2mXlwGUrt01AnnAg4MjJk/s640/blogger-image-1114215027.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTc-AzVcNJkVMlth5QuOgVguVdXaQXU_xGIU0nyCYmISu6hUfU6w7qn9_O2cPurtvUpv7txYi2r9lQDqJiQJ0-VdqOUu21OqB9OGZLHznBdbCaqV0C3Qrbqv2mXlwGUrt01AnnAg4MjJk/s640/blogger-image-1114215027.jpg"></a></div><br></div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><br></div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">My response was straight from Anchorman:</div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">" I'm not even mad, I just want to know how you did it!"</div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><br></div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">This was a bike with about ten thousand trail miles with a Clydesdale.all full rigid. When I got it, I was blown away at the number of greasy fingerprints that were on the bike...this was collaborated by similar hand prints on the side door of the location where he stayed the night. Piecing together the physical evidence & expert testimony we concluded that the cause of frame breakage happened somewhere between fat burger and Campbell... Evidence of being over served, was not conclusive, but highly probable. </div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><br></div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">As far as the bike, fear not. I am working with Chris at motor less city to have the bike converted into a fat tire cargo bike. : )</div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><br></div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">This got me thinking of the virtues of a "bar bike". Essentially a bike that has outlived it's usefulness on the trail, but still has value as an alternative transportation for short errands. It is every bet an important addition to your stable of bikes as a cross bike, or single speed, or fatbike or wherever you are on the N+1 bike requirement scale. </div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><br></div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">A good bar bike, should have a low perceived value. It may be a living breathing example of the best cycling technologies that the late 80's had to offer, but to the bike thief, it pales in comparison to a shiny new Next full suspension rig. I should be functional, reliable and low (if not zero) maintenance. It should have a blikey light. For visibility and safety and either fenders or a rack to prevent the 'skunk tail' when you are surprised by a summer shower. </div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><br></div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">It should have personality, in a Frankensteinian kind of way. As it will have more value as a whole than the sum of it's parts. </div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><br></div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">I've had a few friends approach me about assisting them in building a suitable bar bike. If you are like me, the actor wrenching bikes are enhanced with a tasty malt beverage. I bounced the idea off Ryan at Apto, and he was excited about the idea of a bar bike build party. So we decided that the Saturday before the superbowl would be the perfect time for a thinly veiled excuse to wrench bikes and drink beer. We'll get Liberty Street Brewing Co & Rochester Brewing Co. involved somehow. </div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><br></div><div style="font-family: Noteworthy; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 24px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(130, 98, 83, 0.0976563); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(191, 107, 82, 0.496094); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">So what is a bar bike build party? If you have an old frame that needs to repurposed, bring it. 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Coffee tastes the best at 6,000 feet</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXFmFAMMCrxG6cHABvl_kX-klNlGyasbFSO8asC6JzsZ6Glto7FZar-mTWvIoY7CB9Tocc_cAW64TjY7tL0VL21NrRkdstSzGJTDTCv61akGKqI5iaKvwaOvEy7XNaknZV5T8N93IJV9Q/s640/blogger-image-1961214031.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXFmFAMMCrxG6cHABvl_kX-klNlGyasbFSO8asC6JzsZ6Glto7FZar-mTWvIoY7CB9Tocc_cAW64TjY7tL0VL21NrRkdstSzGJTDTCv61akGKqI5iaKvwaOvEy7XNaknZV5T8N93IJV9Q/s640/blogger-image-1961214031.jpg"></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">The Dude, doing what the Dude does.</div><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdJzYtimpdPR1ywKwDdrmC03ZO-kNrRyDnVOYlsPste4RZfcFcX3Oecf1j6YWQg4VKtzNjNKM0uzNJvBuzHDIa0TWmdMP4MOlSWsIkC5uNzInvfdgNqSZqDsTq-x-sz1L8GVmCUexQNyk/s640/blogger-image--283560418.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdJzYtimpdPR1ywKwDdrmC03ZO-kNrRyDnVOYlsPste4RZfcFcX3Oecf1j6YWQg4VKtzNjNKM0uzNJvBuzHDIa0TWmdMP4MOlSWsIkC5uNzInvfdgNqSZqDsTq-x-sz1L8GVmCUexQNyk/s640/blogger-image--283560418.jpg"></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">17 degrees outside... Good thing I brought my own St. Bernard.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeTIwOlWj5FaBKx_rg5Tw9cpGM6kiAJotxVORtGVHSkaw-6Nsbq64U_AfWgINAFmfjNDfY0f3aT_Vf7xNTV8Pz3YcPKyOmAaF6CgScBjulBfIGzm6Itpul_6LW7P8VUV53QGU7WLHqw1w/s640/blogger-image-2060256463.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeTIwOlWj5FaBKx_rg5Tw9cpGM6kiAJotxVORtGVHSkaw-6Nsbq64U_AfWgINAFmfjNDfY0f3aT_Vf7xNTV8Pz3YcPKyOmAaF6CgScBjulBfIGzm6Itpul_6LW7P8VUV53QGU7WLHqw1w/s640/blogger-image-2060256463.jpg"></a></div><br></div>Another day, another night in a national park. 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I was planning on crossing both Iowa and Nebraska. About 12 hours of driving...solo. Well, not really solo, I did have "The Dude" with me. Who I will defend as a critical part of this road trip for several reasons that I will get into later. <br />
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As a fall back position, I didn't book a hotel at my destination. I planned a couple of alternatives. Pet friendly hotels, campgrounds along the way, truck stops and finally parking on the side of the road. Thankfully there were a couple of diversions along the way that I hadn't planned for.<br />
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The first of which, a few hours into Iowa is the I-80 Truck stop. The self proclaimed "World's Largest truck stop". I could not dispute it, and in fact I fully endorse it as THE place to visit when traveling through Iowa.<br />
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I don't have an estimate of the actual size of the I-80 Truck stop, but it is huge. The photo to the left is only about a third of the place. It contains a wendy's, a Caribu coffee, a buffett that rivals anythig I have seen in Vegas or Atlantic city, a truck accessory shop, a larger DVD selection than netflix and a gift / apparel shop that will leave you slack jawed at the selection of unique merchandize that needs to be experienced to be believed.<br />
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Most impressive was the selection of "Lone Wolf" Tshirts. As cyclists, we are all familiar with the NYC Bike snob's meme of the importance of te Lone wolf. If you are not familiar, these are tshirts, usually of an Acid washed* variety, with a image of an animal on the front that has been lovingly rendered with a nod to native american mythology and an air of classyness that can only be rivaled by a custom work by an accomplished airbrush artist. From the photo, you can see that there is a solid 70 feet of display area dedicated to this uniquely american art form. As you can imagine, the variety is unparralled! and the quality? well, just take a gander of this next photo: As you can see, the artist has taken the interpretation of this genre to the next level. I dare not even touch this piece as i feared that it might burn my skin if I was deemed "Unworthy". It perfectly encapsulates the free spirit of the wild that female cyclocross phenom and fellow Velvet Elvis: Amy "The Wolf" Meldrum, lives every moment of her life. I wanted to purchase it for her, but unfortunately it was only available in men's sizes north of 3XL. (Not the 'Ladies cut bare midriff w/ fringe as I was hoping) I will add that there was at least another half dozen free standing displays of "Lone Wolf" shirts that were not included in the photo.<br />
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In addition the I-80 has a Truck accessory shop that contained no less than three full size semi trucks... One with a trailer. (The trailer is painted with a mural that is evry bit as important to the logistics industry as the Diego Rivera mural in the Detroit Institute of arts is to the industrial revolution. </div>
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At exactly mile 1000, we were greeted by a breathtaking sunset. This brought a tears to my eyes as it provided further validation for the journey.<br />
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Eventually, we made it to our goal. Eastern Colorado. We booked a lovely room at the Days Inn, located downwind of a Paper processing plant. The hotel was tired at best. Once we arrived, Lebowski hopped into bed next to me, following his breed instincts as a St. Bernard to comfort and warm weary travelers as they passed the treacherous Swiss alps in the 1600's. He sighed a heavy sigh, and snuggled up closer, making me feel as cozy as I've ever felt not sleeping in my own bed.<br />
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Tomorrow, I'll write about venturing into the Rockies, navigating 7% slopes in a snowstorm and our first day of recreation in the beautiful town of Breckenridge. We'll leave in the morning for southern Utah, Moab and our first night of camping.<br />
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Lebowski and I embarked on our trip. Over the last two days we covered over 1200 miles through Michigan, Indiana, Illinois, Iowa and Nebraska. We are currently just outside of Denver. Tomorrow we'll travel to Breckenridge, where Lebowski will spend the afternoon at Doggy Daycare, and I will spend the day skiing.<br />
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We started our journey by traveling through to western Illinois, stopping in the "Hometown" of Ronald Regan. ... Only to be trumped by the "Birthplace" of Ronald Regan, 15 miles down the road... To be honest, I was expecting to see a landmark in some field signifying the location where the Gipper got to second base.<br />
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As I got out of the Car after 5+ hours of driving, I promptly fell on my ass, as a result of the black ice. Lebowski fared a bit better, as quadrupeds have a bit better stability on the slippery stuff. ("Illinois Black Ice" is a perfect NHL Expansion team name) Once we got inside, I took a hard look at the weather, and decided that it would be important to get an early start, to avoide the pending Ice storm to the south west. <br />
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The hotel, a Days Inn, was certainly dated. The staff, was friendly and made no issues that Lebowski clearly exceeded the 'pet policy' by a solid 90lbs.<br />
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Leaving Western Illinois before dawn, I was stuck in with the impression that this was a place that either prompted you to leave to seek the your potential of Hollywood or Washington, or stay... I realize that it's not fair to judge an entire region based on a few encounters. <br />
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I'll be crossing Nebraska, Iowa, Colorado, Utah, Nevada and drive up the coast of California. Camping in national parks, Skiing in the rockies, riding in the dessert. I'll visit the sacred spots where speed records are set and surfing legends lost their lives. I'll celebrate the birth of the savior in the city of sin, and welcome the new year under the skies of the high sierras. </div>
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Ever get hit with an idea so good that it practically unlocks a part of your brain that you have never used before? This letter made me feel like Vin Diesel operating a manual transmission: "What? I can upshift six or seven more times? I've only been using the first five gears!" (RIP Paul Walker, you are a good guy and I enjoyed your movies)<br />
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For those of you that are not familiar with the the Single Speed Cyclocross World Championship or SSCXWC. It is the Gold standard of non-sanctioned races and to give credit where credit is due, parent to the Detroit Invitational Cyclocross.<br />
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It was several years ago, and upon learning that my position was to be outsourced, I sought employment on the east coast. Prior to moving from the great lake state, I began to divest some of the larger possessions because they wouldn't fit into the high rise apartment where I would be living. One of those items was my 20 gallon air compressor. <br />
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Daniel at cycle to fitness, was having issues with his, so we began to negotiate a price. Now the relationship between Daniel and I has evolved to the point where we rarely transact business by exchanging cash. I recall serious barter negotiations where he wanted to swap a really nice waffle maker that was a wedding present for my accord coupe with 230K miles. I forget the exact details, but it involved some cash and a single order at cost for the air compressor. I used to order to buy some Paul hubs, velocity hoops and a bunch of other goodies that allowed me to build up a really sweet Salsa La Rosa, that had lost it's derailleur hanger, but thanks to the skill of a UAW welder on the team, had a new life with track dropouts as a single speed CX bike. I built up the bike and rode mostly for commuting through the mean streets of Wilmington Delaware.<br />
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Fast forward to cyclocross season. I entered my first race, the Rockburn Cross, about forty minutes south in Maryland. I think I registered for the C race... I don't think they had a Single speed class. It was a perfect day for cross. Wet, Rainy, cool. the other competitors were noticably excited about the race.<br />
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Like most of us, my first CX experience was miserable. My conditioning was nonexistent & my gear ratio was an obscene 50x18. Not only did I finish DFL and got lapped by the leaders... I got lapped by the leaders of the women's class. <br />
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When I crossed the finish line, I was met by everyone else in the field that was just as happy as I was that the race was finished. I instantly fell in love with cross. I met several people from the proteus shop in College Park, MD. One of the ladies (who lapped me) asked me the following question: <br />
"Hey, we are going to a really cool race up in a junkyard in Philly, want to come?"<br />
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Two things influenced my decision. 1) about a month before, I ventured to a club in baltimore to see Mix Master Mike. It was both the most terrifying and awesome experience of my life. My comfort zone had been nicely expanded. 2) I have never really ever been able to refuse a request by a woman with the trailing "a" of a mid atlantic accent.<br />
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So off we go to Philly, To Bilenky's Junkyard Cyclocross. Which was and is the most irrational, boundryless cyclocross race ever raced. we went through a decapitated school bus, around engine blocks, over the shadiest climb over you had ever seen. Guys were dressed like Evel Knievel, team kits or in nothing at all. By the end of the day, I was sore, cold, covered in god-knows-what kind of automotive fluids, but beside myself with joy. This on-two punch of cyclocross races was like meeting the woman of your dreams, then having her ask you if you want to go back to her place to get stoned and have sex. Yeah, THAT good.<br />
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Fueled with this new found fix for Cyclocross. I consumed everything I could on the interwebs about the subject. I eventually found out about the Cross crusade & SSCXWC.<br />
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Any race that first prize includes a golden bikini brief (with the world Championship colors) and a tattoo, is ok in my book. I followed the race for several years before they announced that the race would be moved to San Francisco the following year. My daughter lives in NorCal. I visit her every month, I couldn't wait to withness the race, in person. It didn't disapoint! Though not as irrational as the Junkyard CX, SSCXWC pushes the limit with cesspool obstacles, using 3' dia. redwoods in place of barriers and world class talent. <br />
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last weekend, Philly was good enough to combine these two events into a fantastic weekend, that I regret missing. <br />
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They have just announced that the 2014 SSCXWC will be held in Louisville, KY. Anyone who attended the real world championships last year will tell you that they have a wonderful park down there. I will certainly be in attendance!<br />
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Which brings us to Brian's letter above. <br />
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I am inspired. I want to bring the SSCXWC to the Motor city!<br />
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Possibly to Dorais park, but having attended both of these races live, I wonder if the park can match up to the scale of this race and the significance of Detroit. The race location should be Iconic. Maybe we could have the qualifier at Dorais and have the SSCXWC at Belle Isle? Perhaps on the riverfront under the Ren Cen? On the roof of Cobo? Hell, lets run it up around and through the train station, Around the DIA & Cultural center. At this point, no idea is out of bounds. <br />
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I need the help of the cycling community to make this happen. If you know of someone who knows someone, let me know. if you have a lead for a truly epic location, let me know by emailing me at cxczar@gmail.com.<br />
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I'm not saying we deserve it, because at this point, we don't. But we have a lot of creative and talented people in this community, and I think we can make anything happen.<br />
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The CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722078572614281846.post-15896949970442513512013-12-10T21:10:00.000-08:002013-12-10T21:10:06.493-08:00At this time I owe everyone a couple posts:<br />
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1) I owe you the full timing file & race analysis.<br />
2) I will address an official protest, and clarify the various interpretations of the "shortcut rule"<br />
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but at the moment, I have something more pressing that I am working on. Look for it in the next 24 hours. <br />
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Jeff Wood.<br />
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The CX CzarThe CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722078572614281846.post-64995897635227958692013-12-03T14:00:00.001-08:002013-12-03T14:00:22.120-08:00First lap of the Detroit Invitational captured on film.Also submitted by Brian Harville is a link to a youtube video that captures the first lap of the Detroit Invitational from the riders perspective. Good footage of some of the custom skin suits in the ladies field. Watch it along with the podcast to get a good idea of what goes on at the most diabolical Cyclocross race. <br />
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<a href="http://youtu.be/fYCi7lFzpDI">Detroit Invitational Cyclocross 2013</a><br />
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<br />The CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722078572614281846.post-46760782641704308882013-12-03T13:19:00.001-08:002013-12-03T13:19:17.592-08:00Detroit Invitational Featured in the Bike Shop Show Podcast. Scott Dedenbach puts on an excellent podcast about cycling and he was nice enough to interview several of the racers of the Detroit Invitational. He really captures the essence of the race, reveals several of our secrets and has a nice observation about the sanctioned and unsanctioned races can coexist. If you've never been to the race<br />
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<a href="http://bikeshopshow.libsyn.com/bike-shop-show-00089">Bike Shop Show, Episode 89</a><br />
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Thanks Scott Dedenbach for the great video.The CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722078572614281846.post-82947935895174237022013-12-02T12:33:00.000-08:002013-12-02T12:33:08.648-08:00Afterglow<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Congratulations to Ladies Winner: Gabriella Sterne and 3-peat Men's winner: Jesse Gould! As part of the ladies championship, next year, the port-o-johns will carry Gabriella's name. As men's champion, a donation in Jesse's name will be placed in the Kwame Kilpatrick 2041 re-election fund. <br />
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I always like to take the day following the race, shut down and soak it all in. Take a look at what worked, what didn't and lay the groundwork for next year. Race day is by far, the happiest day of the year for me. Without getting too mushy, it is extremely rewarding to have a hundred of people thank you for putting on the race. Fact is, it's not that difficult, thanks to all the help that I get from my friends. <br />
<br />Special thanks to Mike Belanger! Mike is sadistic soul who designs the course. He has carte blanche to do whatever he likes, because 99% of the time it is awesome (death spiral on the side of hill: Mike's Idea... Run-down after the velodrome: Mike's Idea... See where I am going with this) Mike puts as much time & effort into the race as I do, and deserves as much<br />
Think of him as my Rasputin (wait, don't... that's a horrible analogy)<br />
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Special thanks to Jeff Plotzke. Aka: Beaker. Jeff is my registration & timing guy. He developed the Frankensteinian timing system that works remarkably well. While the rest of us were whooping it up during the main race, Jeff had his nose in a laptop monitor, ensuring that the results were accurate and timely. We will post the full results on this blog in the next couple of days. Jeff has a lot on his plate at the moment, so please be patient.<br />
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Special thanks to all the Greyhounds and Elvii that took time from their weekend & holiday to help mow, remove trash, set up the track, deal cards, sling tequila and tear down. There are too many of you to list, but as I mentioned to you last week: If you ever need anything: help you move, hide a body, marry your sister. Just say the word!<br />
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And thank you for everyone who came and raced, made noise or sat silently and just smiled. <br />
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Personally, I think this was our greatest race to date. here are some of my thoughts on next year.<br />
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First & Foremost, next year we will "incentivize" homemade & custom Skinsuits. There were a few gems out there, especially in the ladies class(Queen of Hearts & the Cheetah) . Kudo's to Santa and the bikini skinsuit which cannot be unseen (as worn by Tom Carpenter). Break out the needle & thread, because next year there will be prizes for "stylepoints".<br />
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Note to self: Move the "Emily Batty Kissing Booth" to a more prominent spot... invite Liz Hatch.<br />
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On a related note: On a couple occasions in my lifetime, I have been able to slowly crawl my way out of the bottomless pit that is "The Friend Zone". It was a long and arduous process, but on each occasion, I was able to transform a one sided, emasculating exercise in frustration into a volatile, drama filled, codependent relationship. My best friend refers to this process as "Wearing them down". I intend to use this same skill set to make the "Emily Batty Kissing Booth" a reality. (if she'll only respond to my tweets)<br />
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There have been some rumors regarding improprieties in the Shortcut lane. Now, I'm in no position to judge any man or woman, but I believe I made it clear that cheating is something that I will not tolerate in my race. Look for me to address these accusations in full investigation to be documented in a separate blog post. I will address the age old question of cheating or more specifically: Spitting vs. swallowing.<br />
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Thank you all again for making this a great day. I can't believe that next year will be the 5th year... We'll have to make it a blow out!<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">P.S. several of you mentioned that you enjoy my writing. I will be venturing across the country over Christmas break, with my trusty St. Bernard mix, Lebowski. We'll be passing through Breck, Moab, Zion, Big Sur, Bonneville and many other places. </span><span style="font-size: x-small;"> C</span><span style="font-size: x-small;">ar camping in my Element for the majority of the trip. </span><span style="font-size: x-small;">I'll be documenting the whole thing on this blog. And on my twitter account: @cxczar.</span>The CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722078572614281846.post-29237500125825285422013-11-22T12:22:00.000-08:002013-11-22T13:07:10.646-08:00Detroit Invitational Cyclocross - Rules and participant information.<div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">
<strong>Congratulations, if you are recieving this email you are registered for the Detroit Invitational Cyclocross! Saturday November 30th , 2013</strong></div>
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<strong><u>Race Location:</u></strong> Dorias Park corner of Mound and Outer drive<br />
(Park on the south side of the park on Outer Drive) Google Map Link: <a href="http://goo.gl/maps/81ec7" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank">http://goo.gl/maps/81ec7</a></div>
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Note: Dorias is not the nicest neighborhood, please take special care to keep your car locked and secured to avoid theft.<br />
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<strong><u>Race times:</u>10AM :</strong> Racing Greyhounds Team Point Series CX<br />
<strong>11:15AM </strong>: Detroit Invitational Cyclocross (the race you will be competing in) (I know I said 11, but I'm buying myself 15 minutes for registration)</div>
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Post race after party and Prize presentation at Kuhnhenn's Brewery (5919 Chicago Road Warren, MI 48092 <a href="tel:%28586%29%20979-8361" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank" value="+15869798361">(586) 979-8361</a>) Map link: <a href="http://goo.gl/maps/09Tpo" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank">http://goo.gl/maps/09Tpo</a></div>
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<strong><u>Registration:</u></strong>Prior to the race, riders will be expected to check in at the Blue KHS Tent at the top of the hill & pick up their number plate and Timing chip. The chip may be on a plastic card that will need to be tie-rapped to the seat or handlebars... or it may be a sticker that will be placed on your helmet. If the chip is too close to metal, it may not register. Prior to the race, please ride through the timing tent to test your chip. </div>
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-This year we will have a Ladies division. They start will start 30 seconds before the boys. This is purely for aesthetic reasons. </div>
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We will accept "Day of" registration, but will serve preregistered riders first. Preregistration ends about 6pm on Friday. </div>
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As the promoter I retain the right to reject entry for any bicycle that I deem too much of a piece of shit to race in my race. All recumbants are automatically disqualified on that principle. </div>
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Mtn bikes are allowed provided they do not have bar ends positioned in such a way that they may impale other riders. There will also be a special rule that will be implemented this year to limit the mechanical advantage of Mtn bikes on run-ups. <br />
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<strong><u>Cheating - Is Strongly discouraged!</u></strong> By cheating I mean cutting the course or riding in a manner that limits, obstructs or endangers your fellow racers or the fans. That's pretty much it. First offenses will result in a stop & Go penalty, further violations will result in disqualification... unless you are so behind that it really doesnt matter. </div>
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Tandems count as one bike, but have two riders. They will recieve one card per lap, but have to do two shots if they take the Tequila Shot shortcut. (just in case it comes up)<br />
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<strong><u>The race:</u></strong>The race Will be approximatly 45 minutes, we will take the time of the first lap and approximate the number of laps to the finish of the race. The laps remaining will be displayed on a clip board near the Start/Finish Line. the Start of the last lap, the race promotors will yell "One to Go" so listen for it! Prizes will be awarded to the first three racers to cross the line after the last lap (The race promoter retains the right to cut the race short for impending emergencies such as overly inclemet weather or law enforcement intervention.<br />
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<strong><u>The Course:</u></strong>The Course Will be marked with Flags & caution tape. It should be fairly intuitive but if you have questions, please ask before the race. FYI the course will run Counter clockwise. The caution tape will be be on shorter stakes than you are are accustom... this is one of the cost concessions we had to make in order to keep the entry fees low. We dont think it is that big of a deal. Remember barriers are meant to be crossed and tape not to be crossed.<br />
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<strong>Prologue -</strong> Racers will line up at the starting line, follow the race promoters instructions and complete half a lap. First competitor to cross the Start/Finish line will win a preem (prize) The starting line will be the on the concrete pad at the top of the Soapbox derby hill.</div>
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<strong>The Tequila Shot Shortcut -</strong> If a racer so chooses, they may opt to take the "Tequila shot short-cut". This option replaces about a hundred yards and a set of barriers in exchange for a shot of tequila. The entrance to the TSS is to the left hand side of the start finish line. You must come to a complete stop, clip out at least one foot, do your shot, then proceed after you are instructed. If you so wish, you may take the shortcut every lap. (we don't encourage it) Please dont inquire as to the quality of the tequila. If the supply of Tequila runs out, the promoter reserves the right to replace it with an equally vile and intoxicating substance.</div>
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-Minors are forbidden by law from taking advantage of the tequila shot shortcut and shouldn't even be in the race. if you are a minor, you will need to identify yourself by wearing an identifying article of clothing of my choice. </div>
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In addition to the traditional "Race" there will be a draw poker game. Starting with the completion of the first lap, riders will have an opportunity to grab a standard playing card from one of our three lovely "Dealers" standing at the start/Finish line. One card per bike/ per lap. At the end of the race the racer with the best five card Poker hand will win. Faster riders may collect more than five cards (one for each lap finished) giving them an advantage of more cards to select their hand, but only the top five cards will count (except in the case of tiebreakers) Winner gets a free growler of their choice from Kuhnhenn's Brewery.<br />
-Because of the number of racers we will have to use multiple decks, so improbable hands such as "five Aces" is possible and will be scored accordingly.<br />
-The Tequila shot shortcut will not prevent you from collecting a card for each lap.<br />
-If you drop or lose your cards while on the course and someone picks them up "finders keepers - losers weepers" rules apply. A card is fair game anywhere outside of the concrete Start/Finish platform.<br />
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<strong><u>Registration Fee: </u></strong>There is none, this race is free (as in beer)... The race is a sponsored by the Racing Greyhounds & Cycle to fitness in Livonia as a special thank you to everyone that we race against. We also get a ton of help from "The Mower Gang" the awesome group of guys that mow parks in Detroit because the city can't aford to to do it themselves. As a result, they keep the rat population down and give the kids a place to play. We'll have a donation Jar for the Mowergang, We figured that it would be good to throw a few bucks their way for gas money. Without them, this event wouldnt happen.</div>
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If you would like to help set up, There will be a trail day Saturday November 22nd at the park at 9am. Day of the race, I will be at the park around 8am to set up the track. bring a hammer & Staple Gun and I'll put you to work. </div>
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If you have questions, email me at <a href="mailto:cxczar@gmail.com" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank">cxczar@gmail.com</a>. </div>
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Would you recommend this race to a first time CX racer? If not, could you recommend a few local races that are beginner friendly? I don't want to impede the progress of the good racers, so I would start at the very back. I saw pics of last year's race and it looked pretty challenging.<br />
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The truth is, there is no such thing as "Beginner Friendly" cyclocross race. Cyclocross Any promoter that would reduce the difficulty of a course to accommodate first time racers is doing a disservice to the sport. Cyclocross, like bourbon, is best when it is not watered down. </div>
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Regardless of how much time and energy you expend, nothing will prepare you for what you are about to experience. You will be confused. You won't know where to go or what to do. You are going to stumble, fall, possibly hurt yourself (and someone else). You'll end up shivering, heart pounding and covered in your own snot and possibly vomit... that's if you do it right. Sure we can rationalize that it might have been better if we were with Shannon Elizabeth or Tara Reid (or both)*. It's all moot anyway, because the point is that you didn't know what to expect before and now you have a little bit better idea. </div>
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If I were to dumb down the course, I would be like the creepy father that takes his son to a prostitute on his 16th birthday.** Sure the seal is technically broken, but it's not the same. There is a lot of interpersonal communication that is lost in this scenario. Sure, you may be the type of person that enjoys taking credit for other's efforts, but they are called "narcissists" and are officially #1 on Ms. Batty's list of "Turn Off's" </div>
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<i>“Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.” </i>― Dalai Lama XIV</blockquote>
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Just because I put on an unsanctioned race, I don't want to give you the impression that I am some radical anarchist. I'm 45, wear a suit to work and I don't own a Guy Fawkes mask. Sure, I lean a bit left when it comes to personal freedoms, but i think my beliefs lie closer to enjoying a dash of baileys in my coffee as I attend the thanksgiving day parade than they do with lobbing a molitov cocktails into a group of riot police.<br />
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You see rules are fine, necessary in fact, provided they make sense. A good rule is well intentioned, clearly written, and correctly enforced with alignment to the original intention.<br />
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For example, the rule on disallowing triathlon style aero bars for mass start criteriums is a perfect example of good rule that is well intentioned to protect riders from a potentially dangerous situation (ie, triathletes riding in crits), well written, clear to enforce and effective. Without this rule, every corner would be a bloodbath...kind of like Cat5!<br />
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I have a friend in law enforcement. We've had conversations about how the red solo cup is more of a social contract between citizen and civil servant than is is a beverage receptacle. You see, the cop is required by oath to enforce the laws. If he sees me with a post race barley-pop in my hand, he can pinch me for Open Intoxicant, I pay a fine, and probably go on a sex-offenders list for the rest of my life because I tipped a pumpkin stout within 5,000 yards of a schoolyard. (Thank you, Nancy Regan!) But, If I opt to keep my brew in a solo cup, and (this is the important part) am not acting like a shithead, Mr. police officer is not obligated to inquire as to what I am drinking. Could be milk, could be pepsi, who knows.<br />
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But this is an example where the intention is good. No one wants to expose kids to a drunk. Unfortunately "zero tolerance" laws have taken context and discretion out of the situation. Thank fully, selective enforcement has made the situation right. Which is why we race in Detroit...Selective enforcement<br />
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Let me say, I have nothing against USA Cycling officials. They have a job to do, and they do it well. This year they have been very cool in a "just don't let me see it " kind of way. I respect that. I respect them. <br />
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When we first created this race, our intention was to poke fun at the rules of cyclocross, especially the arbitrary rules by pushing them just beyond their limits. Kind of the way a child tests their limits. It has become part of our charm. Kind of like your red headed nephew that you describe as "precocious". For example: <br />
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Why seven? Because n+1! Because, like Nigel Tufnel's Marshall amplifier, this race "Goes to eleven"! Because arbitrary limits stink! And, I had a ton of spare paneling left over from remodling my upstairs.<br />
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The following is a list of USA Cycling rules that are blatantly ignored at the Detroit Invitational Cyclocross. Please note, this list is not comprehensive. To obtain a comprehensive list, please obtain a current copy of the USAC rule book, and ignore the thing altogether:<br />
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<i>Person with official responsibilities at race consuming alcoholic beverages or other intoxicants, is prohibited.</i></blockquote>
This is a precautionary measure so that I may accept those gracious donations that I find in my hand each year. This year, USA Cycling modified the above rule with: <br />
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<i>“other intoxicants” added to alcohol as something not to be consumed by people in positions of responsibility at bike races. Acknowledges some recent legal changes in Colorado and Washington.</i></blockquote>
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<i>Person with official responsibilities at race laying a wager on outcome<br />of race is prohibited.</i></blockquote>
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Now, I will admit that I am the asshole who once registered for Mad Anthony as "Lloyd Flandis". My only regret is that I did not register as "Bom Toonen", which is a far better name. (Seriously, my apologies to the Mad Anthony crew) If you are not fond of your name and are far more comfortable with "Carlos Danger" I totally get it. However as race promoter, I will have to add the following caveats:<br />
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2) If more than one of you show up as the same pro, each racer will be asked to contribute a minor amount of money ($1 or $5), which will be held by a race official and presented to the fastest competitor assuming that name, including the honor of being know as "the Real ______" for the remainder of the day. </blockquote>
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This rule is the driving force on why the tequila shot shortcut is not the "Keg Stand cut through"<br />
Ok, that's not true... but it does open a world of possibilities of how can we require the riders to perform "acrobatics"to overcome obstacles. I will tell Mike Belanger, the course designer, to get on that.<br />
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Surprisingly, the rule that we are most affiliated with violating, is not being broken. This was a bit of discovery for me as well that technically, Hand offs are not explicitly banned.<br />
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Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you "The Hand off rule"<br />
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For those of you that don't speak legalese. Whether or not hand-ups are allowed at a given race is entirely to the discretion of the Chief Referee. So It is possible for the chief Official to make a ruling and allow hand ups for a given race. Cat-4 men for example?<br />
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Alcohol is mentioned 11 times in the current rule book, but mostly in reference to providing it to a minor or use by an official on race day. "Excessive use" is mentioned in the code of conduct, but handing a beer, to a rider, is not explicitly prohibited. <br />
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The Cx Czar.The CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722078572614281846.post-85707830007937842832013-11-08T11:54:00.000-08:002013-11-08T12:38:25.113-08:00Baddass is the new black.<div class="separator" style="clear: both;">
I have a daughter. She's 13, six foot tall, does cross-fit 4 days a week, and is a total baddass on the volleyball court. Her mom doesn't like me referring to her as a baddass, but she can't deny her baddass-ness. (her moms a baddass too, who once told Kirk Gibson* that she'd "Kick his Ass", but I digress).</div>
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I am very proud of her. It is great to see her take an interest in something that she is genuinely talented, and see her apply herself to make herself even better. Maybe it's her confidence, maybe it's her competence, Maybe it's just bias. </div>
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The other night, after enjoying a few delicious Pumpkin Stouts from Liberty Street Brewery Company (official social lubricant supplier to the DICX). I was browsing YouTube, making the usual stops at GoPro videos of the day, the 1979 Monaco GP, before eventually ending up watching Probert-era** hockey fights till the wee hours of the morning. I came across this little gem: </div>
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Apparently there are hundreds of videos of delightful young ladies,just shredding on a gutair. This is one of my personal favorites. I love her nonchalance as she rips through Avenge Sevenfold as easy as tying her shoes, then shuts off the webcam with the conviction of dropping the mike. A finish as definitive as Joe Strummer smashing his instrument. I'm positive that she is leaving a crowd of middle school boys in her wake who are trembling in their shoes, wondering where they will ever muster up the self confidence to speak to her without their voice cracking. </div>
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Speaking of intimidating boys, did you know that we have a ladies division for the Detroit Invitational Cyclocross? Baddasses, every last one of them. In fact,we start them before the boys to protect the fragile male egos. Last year the top spots were all less than a minute apart, including some last lap lead changes. This year, it promises to be the race to watch. I'm going to break down the top five of last years race. </div>
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<b><u>#1 Adrienne O'Day</u></b></div>
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This soft spoken, sweet, gentle grad student is fast as @#%!. She's been on the podium of just about every race she's entered this year. Last year she nipped second place at the line. Select Vegas odds makers are selecting her as the favorite. I'm keeping my cards close to my chest, as I've seen what cheap tequila does to UofM Coeds.<br />
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If you are looking for the grudge match, you've found it. Last year Pam was nipped at the line by Gabrielle. She didn't see it coming, it was a classic tactical error, much like starting a land war in Asia. Two weeks later she was still grumbling about it. Pam could have responded like a delicate little wildflower and withered up. Instead she choose to race single speed all summer, with the boys. When asked about her summer at the Ithaca GP, she responded: "I thought racing single speed would make me fast, but all it seem to do was make my butt big"**** Good thing for her that a robust ga-dunk-a-dunk is appreciated in the hood. Expect her to be a favorite among the locals. Look for Pam to get the holeshot and block anyone who tries to pass her. </div>
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One of the most distinctive lady racers in Michigan, Rebecca can easily be identified by her love of animal prints and because she runs the Tailwind race series. In fact, she has generously donated a free Tailwind race admission to the DICX prize vault. The youngest of the top racers, Strengths: Style points, Weakness: knee brace that was big enough to be featured on 'Modern Marvels'</div>
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The sole female cross racer of the prestigious Velvet Elvis Cycling Team. Amy works for MDOT and is used to stopping traffic in her team kit. She earned her nickname by winning the Big Bad Wolf CX earlier this year and shouldn't be counted out of this years invitational. </div>
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The CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722078572614281846.post-38697077426000075982013-11-07T09:58:00.002-08:002013-11-07T10:07:26.675-08:00RumorsSpeculation from highly unreliable sources that this year's Detroit Invitational Cyclocross will feature an Emily Batty kissing booth have not yet been confirmed. Attempts to reach Ms. Batty vis the twitterwebs, have not been dignified with a response.The CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722078572614281846.post-21554895134367026262013-11-06T13:05:00.003-08:002013-11-06T13:14:08.149-08:00I'd like to talk about motivation... because I seem to have lost mine.I'd like to talk about motivation... because I seem to have lost mine.<br />
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Let me provide a bit of exposition: For the past year, I have been working with a shrink addressing the dark, uncomfortable childhood realities that we normally associate with women that choose a vocation that involves working with brass tubing. Without getting into the ugly details, What I thought was down, was up. What I believe to be right, was left. And methods I used to motivate myself were actually self-destructive and designed to mask a plummeting self esteem.<br />
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As a protection mechanism, I had developed an unhealthy attitude towards competition. In a way I was seeing how fast I could run on the hamster wheel just to distract myself from the fact that I was in a cage. <br />
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So now I find myself in this place where it's tough to improve my time on the hamster wheel, because I'm more concerned about squeezing through the bars of the cage.<br />
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I don't think I am alone. Observationally speaking, mental instability and cycling seem go hand in hand. Take cyclocross: riding bikes with skinny tires and drop bars through mud & snow, during fall & winter is, at best, irrational, at its worst, it is the definition of masochism. <br />
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Triathletes: Obsessive compulsive... every last one of them! What is really driving the burning desire to swap that "70.3" sticker on the back of you car for a "140.6" ... It must be the subtle off-white coloring, Raised lettering, pale nimbus. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark!<br />
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Road racers are notoriously the most twisted. With their leg shaving / Gender Dysphoria Symptoms (Not that there's anything wrong with it!). Narcissists *cough* Lance *cough*. Schizophrenia (shut up legs!). And <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment">The Milgram Experiment</a> was modeled after every training ride ever...<br />
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Mountain bikers are easily the most well adjusted, with only a smattering of minor substance abuse issues that are limited to the post ride micro brew or occasionally herb. Oh, there is the occasional bi-polar symptoms that arise when attempting to pass one on the trail in a team kit. <br />
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I haven't even touched on single speeders, or the hoarding tendencies of cyclists (how many bikes do we need) . Recumbents are nothing but a cry for help.<br />
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What is it about competitive cycling that tickles our synapse in just the right way that it releases an endorphin? I'm not talking about just riding a bike. I'm talking about racing a bike. The act of willfully ripping our legs off and beating ourselves over the head with them. It can't all be a manifestation of self loathing.<br />
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Now that I think about it, coming to grips with my inner demons may actually have a negative effect on my racing. If there are any ladies out there with daddy issues, please identify yourself. I may need some chaos in my life before Barry Roubaix.<br />
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So come November 30th, Just think of me as your enabler. I'm the guy who brings you Kentucky Fried Chicken even though you haven't left the bed in years. Regardless of what ails you, we have a remedy (and the first one is always free) .<br />
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The CX CzarThe CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722078572614281846.post-55520234856242329042013-11-04T07:49:00.001-08:002013-11-04T07:53:17.003-08:00Never give up the Chocolate Fountain<br />
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<i>Due to my current sorry state of fitness, I have updated my standard appearance contract to delete my usual requirements of:<br />· Fully-apportioned team tent including hot tub, chocolate fountain and podium girls.<br />· A podium with a top step with area of at least 100 sq. ft. to accommodate my entourage while I accept the grand prize package.<br />· Emily Batty.<br />· Pit crew including at least two master mechanics to maintain my seven race bikes before/during/after the race.<br />· 40 acres and a mule.<br /><br />All that I require – nay, beg for – is a simple invitation to your grand invitational.</i></blockquote>
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While I appreciate humility, I don't want to encourage behaviors that lead us to compromise on important decisions. Decisions that may seem innocuous at the time but leave you, at age 45, asking the question "How the f*ck did I become a subject matter expert on international compensation & taxes?! I wanted to be a pro beach volleyball player!"<br />
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The danger in compromise lies not in the big decisions, they are generally easy. Real conviction to our ideals lies in the incremental decisions that we make every day. Like going with the 4-door instead of the convertible, or giving up the chocolate fountain.<br />
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So while some of your requests may be interpreted a frivolous, I can certainly understand how a man, nearing 40, with couple kids, would request the presence of a 25 year old, petite, Canadian, Olympian who always seems to have the sun shining through her hair. (Though I'm not sure that a cyclocross race with freezing temperatures in a questionable neighborhood is the ideal environment to attempt to close the deal on the woman of your dreams... And if you do the math of (YourAge / 2 )+ 7 = HerAge. it comes out a bit creepy... but this is your dream, not mine) Who am I to deny you?<br />
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CX Czar.The CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722078572614281846.post-937770356568431402013-11-01T11:59:00.001-07:002013-11-01T12:04:44.777-07:00Beard ranking and other BollocksI was recently asked to comment on an Iceman beard growing competition. I've attached my responses below. I had so much fun doing this that out of respect for Movember and national Men's health month, send me a photo of your beard or mustache and i will happily (and comically) review it. (if your idea of a beard is your wife, Linda, who you met while attending Calvin College, that's fine too. ) I'll be updating the blog daily in anticipation of the Detroit Invitational Cyclocross, that is only thirty days away!<br />
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Similar to a light dusting of moss over the frozen tundra, the beard of Mr A is an exercise in passive aggressiveness. Microscopic barbs peppered along Pursed lips and a soft chin that was apparently formed by fetal alcohol syndrome, Mr A bears the expression of a man who's wife exercised a few too liberties at Pottery barn. Rather than confront the matter directly, he opted to reprimand her with a 60 grit surprise every time she reminds him how much money she saved.<br />
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Unburdened by his inner ginger, Mr. B, apparently was watching to Oscars when he came to the conclusion that James Franco can't grow a beard either (and that didn't stop him from getting with Linsey Lohan). His beard is like a mustang: Wild, untamed, multicolored and scattered unevenly across the country side. No need to inquire if the carpet matches the drapes, because the drapes don't match the drapes.<br />
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This is an obvious fake. The entire chin is covered as if he emptied his vacuum bag after eating corn on the cob.<br />
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Normally he would have been disqualified for the extraneous animation, but I believe it is important to make an example of him. This beard, in its pupae stage of development, shows little promise. His beard; Inconsistent and disorganized, stunted by menthol cigarettes, it is a larger analogy of its owner's denial. The entrant choose to use digital imaging trickery to suggest us that he is smart and calculating, and that he has the conviction to sail across the north seas to conquer and pillage. But even Microsoft Paint cannot hide the sorrow in his eyes, and his more forlorn beard.<br />
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Solid & Consistent, Mr. E's beard covers his lantern jaw like a merino wool sweater on a cool Saturday afternoon trip to the cider mill. This is the beard that was traditionally used to measure the sharpness of an ax. To the casual observer, his sideways smirk may be misinterpreted as overconfidence. But Mr. E knows it's not about winning, it's about playing the game. Even if critics do surface, if he doesn't like whats being said, he knows he can always change the conversation.<br />
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The CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722078572614281846.post-21504646426762088032012-12-03T07:00:00.000-08:002012-12-03T07:00:05.517-08:00Ladies Results:<br />
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Place Name Number Division Prologue Lap 1 Lap 2 Lap 3 Lap 4 Lap 5 Lap 6 Final Time Race Time<br />
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1 ODay, Adrienne 101 Women 01:21.13 06:39.60 06:41.57 06:45.30 06:44.76 06:52.85 06:54.37 41:59.56 41:59.56<br />
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2 Sterne, Gabriella 102 Women 01:22.90 06:41.35 07:06.77 07:13.10 06:38.87 07:00.44 06:09.73 42:13.17 42:13.17<br />
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3 Bufe, Pam 108 Women 01:21.36 06:56.58 06:37.54 06:44.98 06:32.85 07:20.25 06:43.34 42:16.89 42:16.89<br />
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4 Wissman, Rebecca 104 Women 01:12.40 06:54.82 06:50.19 07:00.14 06:55.45 06:55.05 07:10.75 42:58.81 42:58.81<br />
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5 Meldrum, Amy 107 Women 01:25.79 07:24.25 07:05.56 07:14.40 07:00.86 07:29.70 06:55.62 44:36.18 44:36.18<br />
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6 Tishcler, Yoshiko 110 Women 01:34.59 07:18.73 07:26.40 07:40.20 07:41.01 07:35.06 07:10.19 46:26.17 46:26.17<br />
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7 Hidayetoglu, Daphne 109 Women 01:31.94 07:44.88 07:58.40 07:16.08 07:30.20 07:41.49 06:50.99 46:33.98 46:33.98<br />
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8 Hatfield, Amanda 103 Women 01:29.54 08:00.03 07:42.65 07:44.85 07:42.42 07:20.37 07:10.45 47:10.31 47:10.31<br />
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9 Green, Sally 105 Women 01:39.15 09:54.15 10:47.79 09:52.32 10:14.70 -2 LAP 42:28.09The CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2722078572614281846.post-796156320692197222012-12-03T06:59:00.002-08:002012-12-03T06:59:24.522-08:00Men's Results:<br />
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Place Name Number Division Prologue Lap 1 Lap 2 Lap 3 Lap 4 Lap 5 Lap 6 Lap 7 Lap 8 Final Time Race Time<br />
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1 Gould, Jesse 1 Men 01:01.20 04:44.64 04:59.46 04:54.39 04:57.89 05:06.33 04:59.85 05:05.08 04:54.05 40:42.89 40:42.89<br />
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2 Riggs, Paul (Tequilla) Men 01:05.33 05:09.91 05:10.42 05:17.28 05:14.15 05:15.44 05:03.88 05:18.17 05:02.51 42:37.11 42:37.11<br />
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3 Harville, Brian 11 Men 01:08.72 05:13.84 05:09.17 05:13.16 05:11.59 05:16.64 05:03.06 05:36.78 05:04.77 42:57.72 42:57.72<br />
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4 Cameron, Don 38 Men 01:02.57 04:43.63 04:58.82 05:02.61 05:01.10 05:47.64 05:47.98 05:56.10 05:46.41 44:06.87 44:06.87<br />
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5 Seaman, Michael 21 Men 01:02.17 05:32.71 05:26.47 05:26.44 05:21.99 05:32.72 05:30.47 05:27.66 05:28.30 44:48.94 44:48.94<br />
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6 Manges, David 7 Men 01:09.18 05:33.27 05:30.36 05:39.04 05:43.73 05:48.47 05:44.95 05:52.84 05:45.58 46:47.43 46:47.43<br />
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7 Neider, Joshua 35 Men 01:20.91 06:04.76 05:48.78 05:56.49 05:58.45 05:24.09 05:46.76 05:17.64 -1 LAP 41:37.87<br />
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8 Elser, Matt 5 Men 01:17.90 05:58.76 05:22.62 05:48.14 05:54.71 05:56.88 06:03.90 05:29.91 -1 LAP 41:52.83<br />
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9 Riverra, Burce 19 Men 01:19.05 05:35.17 05:41.56 05:48.88 06:00.26 05:51.57 06:39.07 05:40.70 -1 LAP 42:36.24<br />
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10 Gibbs, Derek 22 Men 01:15.19 06:02.59 05:57.93 06:04.36 05:59.23 06:11.63 05:41.83 05:23.75 -1 LAP 42:36.53<br />
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11 Olin, Mark 10 Men 01:33.24 05:56.07 05:53.21 05:49.08 06:06.57 05:37.64 06:14.93 05:27.80 -1 LAP 42:38.54<br />
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12 Potter, Jeff 2 Men 01:31.57 05:59.02 05:45.50 06:07.44 05:46.75 06:10.51 05:59.90 05:52.51 -1 LAP 43:13.21<br />
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13 Cook, Wayne 20 Men 01:11.40 05:51.92 05:38.41 05:47.63 06:07.51 12:56.45 05:57.50 -1 LAP 43:30.81<br />
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14 Smallwood, Hugh 17 Men 01:23.62 05:55.70 06:07.08 06:11.56 06:04.63 06:09.40 06:10.62 05:51.89 -1 LAP 43:54.50<br />
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15 Demek, Nick 36 Men 01:27.17 06:27.34 05:55.76 06:14.78 06:02.98 06:18.22 05:57.61 05:51.00 -1 LAP 44:14.86<br />
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16 McEnaney, Patrick 32 Men 01:18.33 05:54.48 06:31.79 06:10.66 06:02.91 06:09.10 06:07.05 06:02.27 -1 LAP 44:16.59<br />
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17 ODay, Ken 24 Men 01:06.13 05:31.52 05:44.89 05:39.23 06:50.06 06:09.67 07:45.76 05:38.38 -1 LAP 44:25.65<br />
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18 Carpender, Terry Phillips 15 Men 01:23.06 06:21.17 06:18.56 05:53.45 06:26.80 07:04.83 06:54.97 05:38.07 -1 LAP 46:00.91<br />
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19 Meyersieck, Jeremy 4 Men 01:32.08 06:31.28 06:03.37 06:41.04 06:09.36 06:54.81 06:18.93 06:01.85 -1 LAP 46:12.71<br />
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20 Razo, Nicholas 34 Men 01:19.48 06:15.24 08:29.31 06:33.06 05:57.62 05:53.97 06:02.42 05:44.30 -1 LAP 46:15.41<br />
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21 Budres, Dan 14 Men 01:21.13 05:58.50 06:51.59 06:41.39 06:26.71 06:46.66 06:51.56 06:01.04 -1 LAP 46:58.58<br />
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22 Walter, Scott 25 Men 01:28.31 06:34.42 06:36.76 06:31.54 06:42.80 06:34.25 06:36.36 06:29.35 -1 LAP 47:33.80<br />
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23 Falik, Rob 106 Men 01:30.70 06:41.42 06:24.96 07:05.06 06:31.06 07:06.13 06:21.35 -2 LAP 41:40.67<br />
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24 Piorier, Jeff 28 Men 01:47.28 05:54.03 07:22.98 07:09.37 06:57.04 06:43.42 06:20.47 -2 LAP 42:14.57<br />
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25 Bradbury, Ian 39 Men 01:24.91 06:35.13 07:02.75 06:55.77 06:56.76 06:54.30 06:32.23 -2 LAP 42:21.85<br />
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26 Rytlewski, Jamie 6 Men 02:05.80 06:13.52 07:01.47 06:36.16 07:48.68 06:32.45 06:23.05 -2 LAP 42:41.12<br />
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27 Hubbell, Bruce 41 Men 01:26.51 05:47.55 06:45.66 07:03.86 07:14.59 07:30.10 07:01.24 -2 LAP 42:49.51<br />
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28 Kasdan, David 14 Men 01:25.65 06:14.02 06:58.80 06:45.90 06:48.08 07:34.48 07:05.78 -2 LAP 42:52.73<br />
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29 Kiesling, Christopher 18 Men 01:17.19 06:33.01 06:45.83 07:10.37 07:01.31 06:53.14 07:27.24 -2 LAP 43:08.10<br />
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30 Bracken, George 8 Men 01:28.89 06:53.82 07:06.15 07:06.25 07:11.18 06:56.85 06:28.44 -2 LAP 43:11.58<br />
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31 King, Jonathon 9 Men 01:21.27 06:35.46 07:06.85 07:18.54 07:21.64 07:10.91 06:21.06 -2 LAP 43:15.73<br />
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32 Murphy, Patrick (Parttime) 30 Men 01:30.78 06:35.51 06:42.36 06:51.93 07:57.87 07:09.93 06:31.53 -2 LAP 43:19.92<br />
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33 McKinnie, Ryan 37 Men 01:14.62 05:57.84 07:08.49 07:58.70 08:14.62 07:42.66 06:50.89 -2 LAP 45:07.83<br />
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34 Kem, Andy 40 Men 01:35.00 06:51.37 07:27.02 07:33.86 07:36.32 07:38.56 06:39.78 -2 LAP 45:21.89<br />
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35 Ciarrocchi, Kirk 26 Men 01:45.56 06:39.72 07:17.42 07:48.94 07:47.25 07:36.46 06:42.91 -2 LAP 45:38.26<br />
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36 DeMay, Tom 12 Men 01:20.21 07:07.48 07:16.94 07:10.38 08:15.27 07:16.66 07:28.90 -2 LAP 45:55.83<br />
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37 Heskitt, Adam 3 Men 23:46.62 07:30.70 07:26.78 07:16.54 -2 LAP 46:00.64<br />
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38 Piontek, Robert 29 Men 01:51.67 07:04.28 07:19.83 08:57.72 08:11.82 07:05.42 07:03.23 -2 LAP 47:33.97<br />
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39 Whitney, Arthur 23 Men 01:33.08 07:45.44 08:56.46 09:13.67 09:46.84 07:53.86 -3 LAP 45:09.36<br />
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40 Beaumont, Derek 27 Men 01:48.83 08:08.07 09:05.65 09:13.08 08:47.36 08:32.99 -3 LAP 45:35.99<br />
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41 Carson, Matt 13 Men 01:42.53 09:18.25 10:28.79 09:06.57 09:04.66 08:49.54 -3 LAP 48:30.34<br />
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42 Bitsakos, Kostas 33 Men 01:56.85 09:23.19 10:15.72 09:40.11 09:54.55 -4 LAP 41:10.42The CX Czarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14862896165134088256noreply@blogger.com0